I look up to the sky and what do i see
Sios, Pastiez, Ender and Jack - dee
If i didn't know better they'd give me a fright
Their statuesque figures and powers of might
Like Gods on Mt. Olympus they rule on high
But just like you and me they know how to laugh and cry
They are servants unto know one but they don't see it as so
that they are better than anyone, they don't put on a show

Dealing out judgments, like Gods unto thee
They keep the servers safe, for players like you and me
Teaching us the ways of adminship and leadership
Telling us not to abuse our powers like slay and no clip
Together they have gathered Admins and regs alike
Together we have bonded through text in game and on a mic

N/u is place to blow off some steam
For you to pwn n00bs and yourself get creamed
I've played many games, with many guilds been in another clain
but I keep coming back because I'm N/U's biggest fan
They give second chances to schmucks who leave and come back
Dignity, intellect, and even handedness they don't lack
My nose is so brown it could have been in their asses
My poem i give to you the masses

Back to the room that pastiez keeps me in shackles and chains
IN my hot latex outfit don't worry i love the pains