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    Talking Funny ass shit this morning.

    this happened while sitting in spec this morning:

    i was sitting there waiting for people to join and someone did.... so i jumped in as CT.... well here is the convo from the office

    Wezzzzzzzy (STEAM_0:0:29872530) connected from United States
    Wezzzzzzzy connected
    Wezzzzzzzy : yo
    Wezzzzzzzy : yo
    r00t : sup
    Wezzzzzzzy : i dont hack
    *DEAD* r00t : OK
    Wezzzzzzzy : i dont hack ok
    Wezzzzzzzy : root i dont hack ok
    r00t : OK SO IVE NOTICED AIMBOT WALLS AND WEAPON DETECTION SINCE YOU JOINED
    r00t : IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?
    Wezzzzzzzy : yea
    Wezzzzzzzy : why
    r00t: CUASE IM ADMIN
    Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with ak47.
    Player: r00t - Damage Taken
    Wezzzzzzzy : oh shit
    Wezzzzzzzy : lol
    Wezzzzzzzy : no ban'
    Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with ak47.
    Wezzzzzzzy : dont ban me r00t
    [SourceBans] Permanently banned player "Wezzzzzzzy" (reason: Wall Hacks).
    now if that dont take the cake i can tell you that while playing i was able to deduce what hacks he had running by his sounds. when i was walking he ran at me even when i was in front office no where near him and this was no bee-line to me either.

    second was his choice of weapons when i began to flash and kill him. he also knew when i was going to deagle or awp him.

    it was fun for a quick 7 rounds. im really gonna miss you Wezzzzzzzy!

    sio

    Log From Console:

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    Wezzzzzzzy (STEAM_0:0:29872530) connected from United States
    Wezzzzzzzy connected
    Scoring will not start until both teams have players
    |͇̿C͇̿·͇̿̿|ReaL BadMan suicided.
    Scoring will not start until both teams have players
    [AFKM] Moved to spec for AFK violations
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    You are playing on Reg Office N00b Unlimited
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
    Wezzzzzzzy :  yo
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    |͇̿C͇̿·͇̿̿|ReaL BadMan :  fuck you
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    Scoring will not start until both teams have players
    ADMINS HAVE FINAL SAY
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
    HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
    Wezzzzzzzy :  yo
    r00t :  sup
    Straight Porn Sprays Will Be Praised!!
    Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with m4a1.
    Player: r00t - Damage Taken
    -------------------------
    Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 110 in 2 hits
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
    HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    Wezzzzzzzy :  i dont hack 
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
    Visit our Forums:  http://n00bunlimited.net/forum.php
    Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with m4a1.
    Player: r00t - Damage Taken
    -------------------------
    Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 113 in 3 hits
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    *DEAD* r00t :  OK
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
    HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
    Wezzzzzzzy :  i dont hack ok
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
    RESPECT ADMINS, AS THEY PAY FOR THE SERVER YOU ARE ENJOYING.
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with m4a1.
    Player: r00t - Damage Taken
    -------------------------
    Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 105 in 2 hits
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
    HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
    Type !request to make a request for a song. visit ownedradio.com.
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with m4a1.
    Player: r00t - Damage Taken
    -------------------------
    Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 110 in 2 hits
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
    HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
    Wezzzzzzzy :  root i dont hack ok
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
    Type !radio to listen to OwnedRadio. visit ownedradio.com.
    Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with m4a1.
    Player: r00t - Damage Taken
    -------------------------
    Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 105 in 2 hits
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
    HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
    Type !livestats to view our servers stats!
    Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with m4a1.
    Player: r00t - Damage Given
    -------------------------
    Damage Given to "Wezzzzzzzy" - 26 in 1 hit
    Player: r00t - Damage Taken
    -------------------------
    Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 182 in 5 hits
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
    HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
    r00t killed Wezzzzzzzy with ak47.
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    Player: r00t - Damage Given
    -------------------------
    Damage Given to "Wezzzzzzzy" - 105 in 3 hits
    Player: r00t - Damage Taken
    -------------------------
    Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 80 in 4 hits
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
    HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
    Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with xm1014.
    Player: r00t - Damage Given
    -------------------------
    Damage Given to "Wezzzzzzzy" - 96 in 3 hits
    Player: r00t - Damage Taken
    -------------------------
    Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 132 in 3 hits
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    Visit our Forums:  http://n00bunlimited.net/forum.php
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
    HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with ak47.
    Player: r00t - Damage Given
    -------------------------
    Damage Given to "Wezzzzzzzy" - 27 in 1 hit
    Player: r00t - Damage Taken
    -------------------------
    Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 110 in 1 hit
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
    HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    Welcome to Reg Office
    Racism is not tolerated on this server.
    Type '!radio' (with out the quotes) to listen to the radio.
    r00t killed Wezzzzzzzy with ak47.
    Player: r00t - Damage Given
    -------------------------
    Damage Given to "Wezzzzzzzy" - 108 in 4 hits
    Player: r00t - Damage Taken
    -------------------------
    Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 87 in 3 hits
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
    HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
    GAY PORN SPRAYS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED, YOU WILL BE BANNED ON SIGHT NO WARNINGS!!
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with mp5navy.
    Player: r00t - Damage Taken
    -------------------------
    Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 129 in 3 hits
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
    HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
    THANK YOU TO ALL WHO HAVE DONATED TO THE SERVER
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with m4a1.
    Player: r00t - Damage Given
    -------------------------
    Damage Given to "Wezzzzzzzy" - 78 in 3 hits
    Player: r00t - Damage Taken
    -------------------------
    Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 179 in 5 hits
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
    HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
    
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
    DO NOT BASH ON n00bs... After all this is N00b Unlimited!
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with m4a1.
    Player: r00t - Damage Taken
    -------------------------
    Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 129 in 4 hits
    Type !servers to get a list of N/U servers
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
    HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
    Burst Fire Enabled 
    Can't use cheat cvar developer in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1.
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with ak47.
    Player: r00t - Damage Taken
    -------------------------
    Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 108 in 4 hits
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
    HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
    Type !rates to see the recommended rates for our servers (instructions for n00bs too)
    r00t :  OK SO IVE NOTICED AIMBOT WALLS AND WEAPON DETECTION SINCE YOU JOINED
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    r00t :  IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?
    Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with ak47.
    Player: r00t - Damage Taken
    -------------------------
    Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 105 in 3 hits
    Wezzzzzzzy :  yea
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
    HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
    RECRUITING ON THIS SERVER WILL RESULT IN KICK/BAN
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
    Wezzzzzzzy :  why
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
     r00t:  CUASE IM ADMIN
    Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with ak47.
    Player: r00t - Damage Taken
    -------------------------
    Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 107 in 4 hits
    Donations can be made through PayPal to 'siosios1@hotmail.com'
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
    HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
    Wezzzzzzzy :  oh shit
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
    Wezzzzzzzy :  lol
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
    Wezzzzzzzy :  no ban'
    Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with ak47.
    Player: r00t - Damage Taken
    -------------------------
    Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 107 in 1 hit
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    Join our Vent Server -- 174.120.122.166:4327  Pass = Unlimited
    [KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
    If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
    HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
    Wezzzzzzzy :  dont ban me r00t
      There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
    Scoring will not start until both teams have players
    [SourceBans] Permanently banned player "Wezzzzzzzy" (reason: Wall Hacks).
     [Team-Swap]  If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
    DO NOT SPAM ON THE MIC!!
    The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
    ADMINS HAVE FINAL SAY
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    NU Vent Server -- IP = 174.120.122.166  Port = 4327  Pass = Unlimited
    CT's need to get the Hostages by 1:30!!
    You are playing on Reg Office N00b Unlimited
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    Last edited by siosios; 02-07-2010 at 07:54 AM.
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