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Lingerie Football League

onehit — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 08:14:59 GMT

Everybody better watch this game friday at 11pm eastern. Its gonna be on mtv2, probably the best fucking sport ever invented!

This friday its Dallas Desire Vs. Chicago Bliss

BORKED

Lingerie Football League

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Gungame issues

Jackd — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 18:16:41 GMT

What are the issues??

What needs fixing??

What do we need to do to get the regs back in there?

** Serious posts only please! **

Fml

MAGiK — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 01:30:44 GMT

soo i havent been on lately because my brand new power supply blew out & took my mobo with it >:| feel free to donate to the FML fund

Will be back on the 10th

household 6 — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 01:09:59 GMT

Just lettin everyone know we are going home to visit family. We will be gone the 1st thru the 9th. :D Everyone have fun. See ya when we get back..... ;)

Houseeeeee

Newest VIP

Jackd — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:59:24 GMT

Please welcome our newest VIP - Kaley Fan!!

Thank you for your donation!

Abusive player

death01 — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 17:50:05 GMT

Player EPX comes into the office server harassing players being very rude, abusive and obnoxious. I highly recommend he be perma banned im sick of his mouth and only played with him a handfull of times.

Not fair to let him ruin other players fun, and make them not want to play on there favorite server.

Huge FPS drop

Shotgun — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 15:01:20 GMT

Is this normal, a huge fps drop in roleplay, I go from 300 to like 50 or 60 depending on where I'm standing

Meeting up on Sunday 10AM

Shotgun — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 15:00:21 GMT

Anyone up to meet on Dust 2 this Sunday at 10AM EST? Just to mess around and general practice?

Windows XP to Windows 7

Natalya — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 17:27:58 GMT

A: Is it worth the $75? (I think that's how much it is.)
B: I have 2 hard drives. I keep all my programs (Steam, etc) on one with XP on the other. If I put 7 on the XP drive will it delete my stuff on the program drive? I get that I'll probably have to re-install everything, but will I lose like my skins and files and stuff?
C: What do I need for the x64 version to work? I have 2GB of RAM but what else do I need?

RP Server Request Thread

Natalya — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 17:05:01 GMT

This is actually me requesting stuff of you. Right now there is a lot of custom stuff the server needs. If you can find any of the following, post it here and I'll see if it can be used.

Player Models:
- Secretary//Office worker type models, Male and Female (To be used as new player class)
- Male Mayor looking model (Ichigo would then become a new Judge class)
- Male citizen bathing suit model (Just some guy in a bathing suit.)
- Female Police Officer

Sounds:

Police Siren
The siren must be looped.

Car Horn Sounds
We need an American car horn sound. American car horns all play the note F. We also need a European car horn ( Lada ) and a Toyota car horn ( Tacoma ).

If you have custom player models other than the ones listed and you think they'd be useful for something (maybe female rogue or renegade leaders) let me know.

New Server Update Thread (August 2010)

Natalya — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:56:05 GMT

Because the old one is not up to date lololol.

Okay so, last night I fixed the brakes glitch. I guess every time Valve decides to fuckdate the servers then I'll be fixing the brakes. Basically what happens is the surfaceproperties_manifest.txt gets reset so the game loses all the tire material properties, so if you hit brakes in anything but the shelby, jeep, lada, or civ impala the game doesn't know how fast to stop the car and it crashes. But that's fixed for now so we're good.

Also, as I mentioned in the chatbox, we have a new /siren or sm_siren command for if you are driving a police car. Blue lights will flash on top of the car. Do it again to toggle them off. It looks pwn. :) If someone has a looping police siren sound, post a link for it here and I'll hook that up so you can have the sound too. Also, I'm looking at making the trigger button (left-mouse) be a car horn so if you have car horn sound post that here too. I need to fix a couple things with cars...
A: If you forfeit a car everyone's view gets fucked until someone uses /car_stow on it to take it.
B: There are now three new car commands besides /siren; they are /car_on, /car_off, and /car_view. None of them work 100% at this point but you can play with them without crashing the game.

/ent or sm_ent if you want to bind it has been made into a public command as well (not admin) so players can use it. Basically you use that command to get some information about whatever you're looking at. If it's just the ground you'll get a coordinate print-out to tell you where it is in the map. If you aim it at a door it will tell you the name of the door. If you point it at a car you will get whether or not someone is driving it and if someone is, you will get their name. I also think it prints out the Steam ID of the car's owner with a _# at the end, so if someone is glitching cars by spawning them in the wall or something you can report them to an admin. The other info sm_ent gives is entity numbers like #454 is the City Hall Fence outside their parking lot. It's not useful for you guys but if something gets messed up I can use that information to get it fixed.

The MotD has a new picture now too for the server. (Shelby in a tree.) All cars are back on the server, though in future I might replace some with others. I'll try to make sure no one loses their cars though. So far I've been successful with that.

Item Pack is officially fucked. I don't know how to fix it as of yet.

Shite admin

death01 — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 21:17:42 GMT

NitehawkTR%. is a raging admin with issues. Not worth typing any details so dont expect a follow up from me on this.

Teamspeak problems

POW — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 20:05:00 GMT

everytime i try to connect to teamspeak i get this error.

<15:58:48> Trying to connect to server on 74.86.201.242:9987
<15:58:49> Insufficient identity security level for this server. You need to improve your identity security level.

My client keeps trying to get security level of 15(which is default apparently) The server is set 8. i try to change my level from 15 to 8 and click connect and my client reverts back to 15 again....WTF!

PLZ HELP!

Hey Hey Firefox is in the House.

firefoxx0069 — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:14:20 GMT

How is everyone doing. What ZM server you all playing on so I can come and play. I spoke with Handi for a little while but when I go to the one ZM server noone is playing. I would like to come back and do some zombie killing. Let me know what is up and what has been going on lately. Shout at you later Firefox.

I keep getting this message...

Cogbern — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 03:05:54 GMT

I get this message when going from the zr to office server and am forced to restart my game.
Disconnect: Pure server: client has loaded extra file [GAME]\materials/overlays\zr\humans_win.vmt. File must be removed to play on this server..

plz help

Post Your Pet <3

NessaV214 — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 17:50:02 GMT

Hiii guys! First, i was to apologize that i havent got the time to post stuff on here. Ive been too busy with work lately. ANYWAY I would like to share to ya'll my new family member! I recently got a dwraf hamsterrr <3 . Its name is ChEEky... I dont know how i got the name... It kindda popped up when i first saw him at the pet store. LOL So far hes the bestest thing ive got! i grew up with my parents and they are the most meanest parents everrr! they wouldnt allow me to have any pets in home :cry:. Now that i dont live with them anymore, i have more freedom! Appearently, this is my first pet!!! :-D

Feel free to post anything about your pet here. I would love to hear them too!!! :)

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Achievements for Counter Strike : Source

anthonyds5 — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 00:37:25 GMT

Post a link for your achievements and show off on what you got so far. You may of got an achievement reset by Valve / Steam out of random like OneHit or Tiberian. Anyways, Here is my link.

Steam Community :: Counter-Strike: Source Stats :: kYs| sTorM sTriKer N/U

test

death01 — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 01:53:53 GMT

was hoping my msg sig worked but it doesnt :(

second try..
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third try lolol

Epic Troll Lulz

death01 — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 23:58:22 GMT

Just have to make sure you guys have seen this shit...... sad and hilarious.

First link explains the situation and makes fun, second link is the epic remix :P

Enjoy!!
YouTube- ★★★★★ You Dun Goofed Up - The Whole Story ! Emo Scene ( David Spates )

YouTube- (DUBSTEP REMIX!) You dun goofed up (Because I back traced it!)

Wazzup!

death01 — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 22:03:48 GMT

Just wanna say hello to everyone, im usually in the 24/7 office server, looking forward too good times playing with you guys !:-D

Counter Strike: Source 2010 Mayor updated for non-steam Users-By Setti-

Cybirth — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 23:28:19 GMT

Hi There!, Happy News, Non-Steam Users

Code:

Protocol version 15

Exe version 1.0.0.48 (cstrike)

Exe build: 13:19:00 Aug 16 2010 (4274) (240)

Well, i noticed that i wasnt able to connect to the N/U ZM Server because of the version of my client, so i realized that a new update was released; well id like to call it a "Mayor Update"; so, it really pissed me off when i wanted to kill some zombies, and the error message pop out..... Anyways, here's the link of the updated version, that works with the server

HTML Code:

http://css.setti.info/forum/topic/1380-counter-strike-source-2010-orange-box-nosteam-setti/

Many thanks to b00bs who made this client updated (all the client work rights goes to him), and many thanks to our friend here "enderless" who work on the server's config and through his hard work, let the Non-Steam users play on the server

funny as shit

pasties — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 21:41:28 GMT

eBaum's Music Video Of The Year! Video

Got to love it

Jackd — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 02:54:25 GMT

Thursday, August 19, 2010
10:48 PM - [DAD]SilverDragon: hey can i ask you something?
10:48 PM - |W0rd|Jackd: you can
10:49 PM - [DAD]SilverDragon: i was wondering if you could buy and gift me fallout 3 not game of the year its 30$ im asking bc i dont have any money today but i will pay you back in a week when i mow my friends lawn for 40$ i can buy and gift you a game up to 40$
10:50 PM - |W0rd|Jackd: sure what do you need me to do?
10:50 PM - [DAD]SilverDragon: Buy me fallout 3 and gift it to me. please
10:50 PM - [DAD]SilverDragon: ill pay you 40$ back next week
10:50 PM - |W0rd|Jackd: ok I'll get right on that
10:50 PM - [DAD]SilverDragon: Really!?
10:51 PM - [DAD]SilverDragon: Fallout 3 on Steam here is the link
10:51 PM - |W0rd|Jackd: no what do you think im a fucking idiot
10:51 PM - [DAD]SilverDragon: oh
10:52 PM - [DAD]SilverDragon: k?
10:52 PM - [DAD]SilverDragon: im not fooling you
10:52 PM - [DAD]SilverDragon: but thats ok.
10:52 PM - [DAD]SilverDragon: cya later
10:52 PM - |W0rd|Jackd: bye

Please end this long-drawn rumor.

ToweLie — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 00:44:41 GMT

There is currently a rumor that i was profiteering hacks on the Role Play server. There was one day where Dj Not Nice was paying my 50k back from when I helped buy him an interceptor and i said as a joke thank you for the 50k ill give u the hacks now to see what Scorch would say. When he asked me if I was serious I said no. Ever since then Scorch and apparently other people now think I was really profiteering hacks on the roleplay server. What a joke it is that you actually think I would sell hacks deliberately straight in front of a N/U admin knowing that I was pay a consequence if I really was selling hacks... You can ask any person in the Role play server if I ever sold them hacks and you will truly see I am not guilty of this pathetic excuse of a crime. Please give proof before accusing me of doing something so blantantly false. I have done nothing wrong in N/U servers. The worst I've done is RDM a few times.

Think about it, if I actually had hacks to sell and I was selling them I would take the money I got and buy CSS on a new account and just go back with a new name.

P.S: To Enderless: KAC: sv_consistency violation has nothing to do with having sv_consistency set to 0 you would know if you knew anything about KAC. First problem with your theory: RP has, and always has had sv_consistency set to 1, which even Natalya admits to me. Second: It has to do with inconsistent files and folders especially addons.

Banned from all N/U servers.

ToweLie — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 20:14:58 GMT

On 08-01-10 I was playing CSS and I was playing in my LAN server testing some plug-ins. After I was done I joined RP server and was almost instantly banned for: "KAC: ConVar sv_consistency violation" even though the server has sv_consistency 0? This is one of my favorite CSS servers and I played in it almost every day. I am pleading that you unban me because I did not do anything wrong. I honestly don't even understand why it banned me in the first place but I believe it had something to do with using plug-ins client sided or something like that. I would very pleased if you would allow me to continue playing in N/U servers and unban me, I will even donate some of my RP money for Raffles on the forums if you want me to. 8987((!!~ki
Player ToweLie
Steam ID STEAM_0:1:13361099 Steam Community 76561197986987927 IP address 99.245.174.42 Invoked on 08-01-10 20:18 Banlength Permanent Expires on Not applicable. Reason KAC: ConVar sv_consistency violation Banned from 24/7 [RP] N/U Role Play Server

Demo of playing in deathmatch

JaX — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 03:53:03 GMT

Just me fucking around. Final score 115-63

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Its DoubleSmileyFace!

DoubleSmileyFace — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 01:10:03 GMT

Hello,ahem...
My IGN is ಠ ٿ Double Smiley Face ٿ ಠ �.
I play mainly on the N/U roleplay. I'm on daily.
So just wanted to greet everyone.

Well the mw2 scrim team

ORGANDONOR — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 21:13:35 GMT

Is so BA that we are know in the game as hackers. Which is not true by all means we are just that dam good lol.

we had a scrim the other night it was a 6v6 and raped the clan we played the score was
10000 to 3300

to to all who wanted to know we are the crushing anyone in are path in CoD.

More post and scrims to come.

Anime?

JaX — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 22:32:18 GMT

Im watching this show called Higurashi No Naku Kori Ni, in english its When They Cry. Its pretty fucked up if you ask me and this video will tell you why YouTube- Higurashi - Rika's Self Death. I think its cute though <3

You can watch the show here : YouTube - When They Cry The only problem is that its dubbed. And dun expect action every 5 minutes. And i recomend watching Soul Eater : YouTube - Soul Eater. You can either choose to watch the dubbed version or the subtitles
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The episodes are in full length. Its just that some of them have 15 second commercials in between

Well well

SlipperySam — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 06:32:53 GMT

I am back to those who don't know me its me McLuvin. Yaup here to kick zombie ass and chew bubble gum.