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kamikaze_bad_ass
06-09-2009, 11:11 AM
umm let me see

dot fails at women

breaker fails at miss rosie palms and her 5 sisters

rex fails at getting layed by more than a blow up doll

scoopa fails at life in general and any post

jack'd fails at hangovers

nat fails at anwsering and returning msgs ( puts on hold indeffetly )

pen fails at being social and wearing purple crocs

ender fails at getting drunk

outlaw fails at not thinking of the hazard cones and constrution crews as his own personal * points system * 10 pts extra for mexicans

sajoria fails at being a drunk german

pasties fails at being a angry canadian

and sio * sorry bud * fails at time off relaxing and taking some time off work

i think that cover's everyone pretty nicely

p.s i fail at the english lanuage ( i use the redneck lanuage )
misspelled words and saying or typing nats' name in general

DoT
06-09-2009, 11:30 AM
Funny.
Cuz i mean your mom seems to disagree with your accusation.
Say hello to daddy Kami :O

<JohnnyBoy>
06-09-2009, 11:38 AM
lawl, Don't forget Kami you fail at life! ;p

Natalya
06-09-2009, 12:57 PM
All aboard the Fail Boat!!

Set Sail for Fail!!

pasties
06-09-2009, 01:22 PM
you guys are mental, and i don't think i am angry

DoT
06-09-2009, 03:17 PM
Angry means horny in kamis redneck language pasties.
Get wit it!!!
:P
Yes, i am intoxicated :)
Werd

ppaa7894
06-09-2009, 03:19 PM
hm... where u from kamikaze? =ㅅ=a

DoT
06-09-2009, 03:21 PM
hm... where u from kamikaze? =ㅅ=a

Southern Aidsalina.
0*_kr

Jackd
06-09-2009, 03:56 PM
Kami for forget that you fail at downloading porn :)

enderless
06-09-2009, 05:21 PM
http://3mb.us/images/551_IMAG0060.jpg (http://3mb.us/view-551_IMAG0060.jpg)

Is this win? Soco from this weekend; tilt is right noa. So cool and refreshing....

mmmmmhhhmmmm bitches =P

AwpsandKnives
06-09-2009, 08:14 PM
Wait you forgot Badfish fails at likeing anybody....

ppaa7894
06-09-2009, 08:19 PM
Southern Aidsalina.
0*_kr

never heard of it before=ㅅ=a

DoT
06-09-2009, 09:44 PM
No ender, A bottle of tequila a bottle of lotion and a porn mag (Kamis mother edition) is teh winn!!

0*_kr

enderless
06-09-2009, 11:28 PM
No ender, A bottle of tequila a bottle of lotion and a porn mag (Kamis mother edition) is teh winn!!

0*_kr

Or a start to waking up to a hangover and a sore butthole...

Breaker
06-10-2009, 12:51 AM
Or a start to waking up to a hangover and a sore butthole...

i dont wanna know whatyah did ender xD

and kami fails at downloading gay midget porn

Wolfeh
06-10-2009, 08:47 PM
Ender, that isn't cool or win actually. If you said you don't drink because you are on your way to become a nun... then that would be funny... and more truthful.

Sister Mary Ender.

enderless
06-10-2009, 08:57 PM
That's sister Virgin Mary Ender to you.

Unless you play your cards right... ;)

Wolfeh
06-10-2009, 10:36 PM
*plays v card*

enderless
06-10-2009, 11:05 PM
http://3mb.us/images/906_sexy.png (http://3mb.us/view-906_sexy.png)

*touches self*

AwpsandKnives
06-10-2009, 11:12 PM
omg naked captains!

Wolfeh
06-11-2009, 12:30 AM
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x89/edwardbayntun/gifs/Jean-Luc-Picard-Sings-And-Dances.gif


I just wanna dance.

Breaker
06-11-2009, 12:49 AM
man ender so when yah going to the non's house?xD

wow wolfeh didnt knew yah wanted to dance that much with ender his lover

enderless
06-11-2009, 10:37 AM
http://3mb.us/images/571_picard_shuffles.gif (http://3mb.us/view-571_picard_shuffles.gif)


No Dancing!!!

kamikaze_bad_ass
06-11-2009, 10:49 AM
DOT YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER

YOUR TOO YOUNG DUMB AND FULL OF CUMM TA BE MY FATHAR

ENDER YOU STILL FAIL AT GETTING DRUNK ( SOUTHERN COMFORT IS LITTLE KIDDIES LIQOUR NOTICE THE CINNIAMON BITE TO IT HUH )

PPAA DON'T LISTEN TO DOT I'M FROM SOUTH CAROLINA IN THE MOUNTIANS WHERE THE TRUE REDNECKS LIVE NOT Southern Aidsalina AND DOT MY MOTHER WAS NEVER IN NO PORN MAG YOU HAVE HER MISTAKEN FOR YOUR MOTHER

AND JACK'D I HAVE NO PROB GETTING PORN CALLED IMESH AND I HAVE OVE 5,000 PORN VIDS *INCULDING MY gAY MIDGET PORN* LAWL


OH GOD WHAT DID I START HERE

AwpsandKnives
06-11-2009, 11:43 AM
It was my idea, Cunt!

ppaa7894
06-11-2009, 12:00 PM
calm down kami...

anyway, u know that im chrno hm?

enderless
06-11-2009, 01:22 PM
cinnamon? lawl you must be thinking of something else. Soco isn't the only thing i drink; that was just from this weekend.

Being Southern Comfort i would think you would like it. =P

p.s. makers mark right now bitch

Breaker
06-11-2009, 02:28 PM
you porn addict kami:o

DoT
06-11-2009, 07:41 PM
Rofl dont start shit if you cant take shit kami.
Relax. Sit back. Smoke weed. Things will be good.
Werd.

ORGANDONOR
06-14-2009, 06:10 AM
you all are turds i cant beleave that you are doing this you all FAIL at haveing LIVES

Breaker
06-14-2009, 07:20 AM
Rofl dont start shit if you cant take shit kami.
Relax. Sit back. Smoke weed. Things will be good.
Werd.

things won't be good if yah smoke Weed lol xD
i stopped smoking for 4 weeks now lol xD

DoT
06-14-2009, 07:24 PM
Never quit.
Tried it once, failed.

RandomHero
06-14-2009, 09:57 PM
I smoke weed almost everyday.... lol

oh
and as far as i go
i dont fail
ever
:P

DoT
06-14-2009, 10:42 PM
I smoke weed almost everyday.... lol

oh
and as far as i go
i dont fail
ever
:P

Remove the almost and youll be where Im at.

Breaker
06-15-2009, 01:11 AM
well DoT then yah failed big time xD
i am glad i quitted

Deadly_chicken
06-15-2009, 11:34 AM
weed = 1 happy chicken! lol

RandomHero
06-15-2009, 12:38 PM
Dude, my friend has the best hookups. Ive gotten shit like Silver Haze, Dragonbreath, and Alien Trainwreck. Some of the dankest of the dank lol

DoT
06-15-2009, 02:47 PM
Dude, my friend has the best hookups. Ive gotten shit like Silver Haze, Dragonbreath, and Alien Trainwreck. Some of the dankest of the dank lol

I get some of this King Kush shit for 15/eighth.
And you'd be high as fuck after like 2 or 3 hits.
My connects give me some weak ass mediums shits sometimes tho.
I can't smoke mediums or I dont even get buzzed anymore lol

Breaker
06-16-2009, 04:32 AM
I get some of this King Kush shit for 15/eighth.
And you'd be high as fuck after like 2 or 3 hits.
My connects give me some weak ass mediums shits sometimes tho.
I can't smoke mediums or I dont even get buzzed anymore lol

lol DoT you fail even more this time xD i can just go to the coffeeshop and buy it:p
and Random SilverHaze is good stuff:p but i can even get better over here alot better ;)

X-Storm
06-28-2009, 04:57 PM
Atleast i'm not failling at anything :D

warlord4650
06-28-2009, 07:34 PM
Funny.
Cuz i mean your mom seems to disagree with your accusation.
Say hello to daddy Kami :O

LOL dot lmao

DoT
06-28-2009, 09:22 PM
LOL dot lmao

Your sig is gonna give me a seizure

Breaker
06-29-2009, 12:52 AM
Your sig is gonna give me a seizure

i am getting a headacke :o
and X-Storm yah just fail at life totally;)

X-Storm
06-29-2009, 04:34 AM
You don't even know me :P


...Or are you watching me?

Breaker
06-29-2009, 06:15 AM
You don't even know me :P


...Or are you watching me?

i know you better then u think;) yes i am watching you from behind my eye's ;) i close my eye's and then i can log on to your mind and tell what you are doing:-D:wtf:

warlord4650
06-30-2009, 02:28 AM
well DoT then yah failed big time xD
i am glad i quitted

GOOD JOB BREAKER! :D
good boy lol. XD

Breaker
06-30-2009, 06:12 AM
GOOD JOB BREAKER! :D
good boy lol. XD

lol Warlord yah made my day with that xD:-D

DoT
06-30-2009, 01:24 PM
Atta girl

kamikaze_bad_ass
12-04-2009, 09:03 AM
i think this post needs to be dusted off and put back on the top self


yes guys i am back ( for now ) and yes this is really kami

<JohnnyBoy>
12-04-2009, 06:33 PM
d؛˙˙˙pooƃ ǝq llıʍ ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ puɐ ɹǝƃƃıq ǝlʇʇıl ɐ ʇı ǝʞɐɯ ¡ǝpnp llɐɯs oʇ ʎɐʍ sı ǝzıs ʇuoɟ noʎ ıɯɐʞ ʇnq uıɐƃɐ noʎ ɯoɹɟ ɹɐǝɥ oʇ ǝɔıu llǝʍ

kamikaze_bad_ass
12-04-2009, 08:33 PM
english please

<JohnnyBoy>
12-04-2009, 09:06 PM
˙˙˙ıɯɐʞ pɐǝɹ noʎ ʇuɐɔ ¿¿¿ɥsılƃuǝ uı sı sıɥʇ

SmurfSniper
12-04-2009, 09:08 PM
if your text color wasnt bad enough johnny! I didnt think you could make it any worse till now.... why you gotta put ur shit upside down bitch?

kamikaze_bad_ass
12-04-2009, 09:10 PM
lol sdrawkcab si gnihtyreve

<JohnnyBoy>
12-04-2009, 09:47 PM
¡ɹıǝɥʇ ǝzıs ǝɥʇ uo llɐɯs ooʇ llıʇs & ˙˙˙llɐ ʇɐ ɥsılƃuǝ ʇ,usı ʇɐɥʇ ʍou ıɯɐʞ@

¡sıɥʇ ǝʞıl ƃuıʇıɹʍ ǝʌol ı ɟɹnɯs@

kamikaze_bad_ass
12-04-2009, 11:01 PM
spell backwards decode it bytch

NoogyMan
12-05-2009, 12:44 AM
You guys fail so much and are so random....... bahahahahaha!

<JohnnyBoy>
12-05-2009, 12:59 AM
nɥnɥnɥnɥɐnʇ[=˙˙˙ʎzɐɹɔ & ɯopuɐɹ ʎllɐǝɹ sʇǝƃ ʇɐɥʇ ¡ǝɯɐƃ uı ʎɐld ǝɯ ɥɔʇɐʍ ʇsnɾ ƃuoɹʍ ǝɹɐ noʎ uǝɥʇ ɯopuɐɹ sı sıɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ llɐʎ ɟı lol