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kamikaze_bad_ass
06-09-2009, 11:11 AM
umm let me see
dot fails at women
breaker fails at miss rosie palms and her 5 sisters
rex fails at getting layed by more than a blow up doll
scoopa fails at life in general and any post
jack'd fails at hangovers
nat fails at anwsering and returning msgs ( puts on hold indeffetly )
pen fails at being social and wearing purple crocs
ender fails at getting drunk
outlaw fails at not thinking of the hazard cones and constrution crews as his own personal * points system * 10 pts extra for mexicans
sajoria fails at being a drunk german
pasties fails at being a angry canadian
and sio * sorry bud * fails at time off relaxing and taking some time off work
i think that cover's everyone pretty nicely
p.s i fail at the english lanuage ( i use the redneck lanuage )
misspelled words and saying or typing nats' name in general
Funny.
Cuz i mean your mom seems to disagree with your accusation.
Say hello to daddy Kami :O
<JohnnyBoy>
06-09-2009, 11:38 AM
lawl, Don't forget Kami you fail at life! ;p
Natalya
06-09-2009, 12:57 PM
All aboard the Fail Boat!!
Set Sail for Fail!!
pasties
06-09-2009, 01:22 PM
you guys are mental, and i don't think i am angry
Angry means horny in kamis redneck language pasties.
Get wit it!!!
:P
Yes, i am intoxicated :)
Werd
ppaa7894
06-09-2009, 03:19 PM
hm... where u from kamikaze? =ㅅ=a
hm... where u from kamikaze? =ㅅ=a
Southern Aidsalina.
0*_kr
Jackd
06-09-2009, 03:56 PM
Kami for forget that you fail at downloading porn :)
enderless
06-09-2009, 05:21 PM
http://3mb.us/images/551_IMAG0060.jpg (http://3mb.us/view-551_IMAG0060.jpg)
Is this win? Soco from this weekend; tilt is right noa. So cool and refreshing....
mmmmmhhhmmmm bitches =P
AwpsandKnives
06-09-2009, 08:14 PM
Wait you forgot Badfish fails at likeing anybody....
ppaa7894
06-09-2009, 08:19 PM
Southern Aidsalina.
0*_kr
never heard of it before=ㅅ=a
No ender, A bottle of tequila a bottle of lotion and a porn mag (Kamis mother edition) is teh winn!!
0*_kr
enderless
06-09-2009, 11:28 PM
No ender, A bottle of tequila a bottle of lotion and a porn mag (Kamis mother edition) is teh winn!!
0*_kr
Or a start to waking up to a hangover and a sore butthole...
Breaker
06-10-2009, 12:51 AM
Or a start to waking up to a hangover and a sore butthole...
i dont wanna know whatyah did ender xD
and kami fails at downloading gay midget porn
Wolfeh
06-10-2009, 08:47 PM
Ender, that isn't cool or win actually. If you said you don't drink because you are on your way to become a nun... then that would be funny... and more truthful.
Sister Mary Ender.
enderless
06-10-2009, 08:57 PM
That's sister Virgin Mary Ender to you.
Unless you play your cards right... ;)
Wolfeh
06-10-2009, 10:36 PM
*plays v card*
enderless
06-10-2009, 11:05 PM
http://3mb.us/images/906_sexy.png (http://3mb.us/view-906_sexy.png)
*touches self*
AwpsandKnives
06-10-2009, 11:12 PM
omg naked captains!
Wolfeh
06-11-2009, 12:30 AM
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x89/edwardbayntun/gifs/Jean-Luc-Picard-Sings-And-Dances.gif
I just wanna dance.
Breaker
06-11-2009, 12:49 AM
man ender so when yah going to the non's house?xD
wow wolfeh didnt knew yah wanted to dance that much with ender his lover
enderless
06-11-2009, 10:37 AM
http://3mb.us/images/571_picard_shuffles.gif (http://3mb.us/view-571_picard_shuffles.gif)
No Dancing!!!
kamikaze_bad_ass
06-11-2009, 10:49 AM
DOT YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER
YOUR TOO YOUNG DUMB AND FULL OF CUMM TA BE MY FATHAR
ENDER YOU STILL FAIL AT GETTING DRUNK ( SOUTHERN COMFORT IS LITTLE KIDDIES LIQOUR NOTICE THE CINNIAMON BITE TO IT HUH )
PPAA DON'T LISTEN TO DOT I'M FROM SOUTH CAROLINA IN THE MOUNTIANS WHERE THE TRUE REDNECKS LIVE NOT Southern Aidsalina AND DOT MY MOTHER WAS NEVER IN NO PORN MAG YOU HAVE HER MISTAKEN FOR YOUR MOTHER
AND JACK'D I HAVE NO PROB GETTING PORN CALLED IMESH AND I HAVE OVE 5,000 PORN VIDS *INCULDING MY gAY MIDGET PORN* LAWL
OH GOD WHAT DID I START HERE
AwpsandKnives
06-11-2009, 11:43 AM
It was my idea, Cunt!
ppaa7894
06-11-2009, 12:00 PM
calm down kami...
anyway, u know that im chrno hm?
enderless
06-11-2009, 01:22 PM
cinnamon? lawl you must be thinking of something else. Soco isn't the only thing i drink; that was just from this weekend.
Being Southern Comfort i would think you would like it. =P
p.s. makers mark right now bitch
Breaker
06-11-2009, 02:28 PM
you porn addict kami:o
Rofl dont start shit if you cant take shit kami.
Relax. Sit back. Smoke weed. Things will be good.
Werd.
ORGANDONOR
06-14-2009, 06:10 AM
you all are turds i cant beleave that you are doing this you all FAIL at haveing LIVES
Breaker
06-14-2009, 07:20 AM
Rofl dont start shit if you cant take shit kami.
Relax. Sit back. Smoke weed. Things will be good.
Werd.
things won't be good if yah smoke Weed lol xD
i stopped smoking for 4 weeks now lol xD
Never quit.
Tried it once, failed.
RandomHero
06-14-2009, 09:57 PM
I smoke weed almost everyday.... lol
oh
and as far as i go
i dont fail
ever
:P
I smoke weed almost everyday.... lol
oh
and as far as i go
i dont fail
ever
:P
Remove the almost and youll be where Im at.
Breaker
06-15-2009, 01:11 AM
well DoT then yah failed big time xD
i am glad i quitted
Deadly_chicken
06-15-2009, 11:34 AM
weed = 1 happy chicken! lol
RandomHero
06-15-2009, 12:38 PM
Dude, my friend has the best hookups. Ive gotten shit like Silver Haze, Dragonbreath, and Alien Trainwreck. Some of the dankest of the dank lol
Dude, my friend has the best hookups. Ive gotten shit like Silver Haze, Dragonbreath, and Alien Trainwreck. Some of the dankest of the dank lol
I get some of this King Kush shit for 15/eighth.
And you'd be high as fuck after like 2 or 3 hits.
My connects give me some weak ass mediums shits sometimes tho.
I can't smoke mediums or I dont even get buzzed anymore lol
Breaker
06-16-2009, 04:32 AM
I get some of this King Kush shit for 15/eighth.
And you'd be high as fuck after like 2 or 3 hits.
My connects give me some weak ass mediums shits sometimes tho.
I can't smoke mediums or I dont even get buzzed anymore lol
lol DoT you fail even more this time xD i can just go to the coffeeshop and buy it:p
and Random SilverHaze is good stuff:p but i can even get better over here alot better ;)
X-Storm
06-28-2009, 04:57 PM
Atleast i'm not failling at anything :D
warlord4650
06-28-2009, 07:34 PM
Funny.
Cuz i mean your mom seems to disagree with your accusation.
Say hello to daddy Kami :O
LOL dot lmao
LOL dot lmao
Your sig is gonna give me a seizure
Breaker
06-29-2009, 12:52 AM
Your sig is gonna give me a seizure
i am getting a headacke :o
and X-Storm yah just fail at life totally;)
X-Storm
06-29-2009, 04:34 AM
You don't even know me :P
...Or are you watching me?
Breaker
06-29-2009, 06:15 AM
You don't even know me :P
...Or are you watching me?
i know you better then u think;) yes i am watching you from behind my eye's ;) i close my eye's and then i can log on to your mind and tell what you are doing:-D:wtf:
warlord4650
06-30-2009, 02:28 AM
well DoT then yah failed big time xD
i am glad i quitted
GOOD JOB BREAKER! :D
good boy lol. XD
Breaker
06-30-2009, 06:12 AM
GOOD JOB BREAKER! :D
good boy lol. XD
lol Warlord yah made my day with that xD:-D
kamikaze_bad_ass
12-04-2009, 09:03 AM
i think this post needs to be dusted off and put back on the top self
yes guys i am back ( for now ) and yes this is really kami
<JohnnyBoy>
12-04-2009, 06:33 PM
d؛˙˙˙pooƃ ǝq llıʍ ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ puɐ ɹǝƃƃıq ǝlʇʇıl ɐ ʇı ǝʞɐɯ ¡ǝpnp llɐɯs oʇ ʎɐʍ sı ǝzıs ʇuoɟ noʎ ıɯɐʞ ʇnq uıɐƃɐ noʎ ɯoɹɟ ɹɐǝɥ oʇ ǝɔıu llǝʍ
kamikaze_bad_ass
12-04-2009, 08:33 PM
english please
<JohnnyBoy>
12-04-2009, 09:06 PM
˙˙˙ıɯɐʞ pɐǝɹ noʎ ʇuɐɔ ¿¿¿ɥsılƃuǝ uı sı sıɥʇ
SmurfSniper
12-04-2009, 09:08 PM
if your text color wasnt bad enough johnny! I didnt think you could make it any worse till now.... why you gotta put ur shit upside down bitch?
kamikaze_bad_ass
12-04-2009, 09:10 PM
lol sdrawkcab si gnihtyreve
<JohnnyBoy>
12-04-2009, 09:47 PM
¡ɹıǝɥʇ ǝzıs ǝɥʇ uo llɐɯs ooʇ llıʇs & ˙˙˙llɐ ʇɐ ɥsılƃuǝ ʇ,usı ʇɐɥʇ ʍou ıɯɐʞ@
¡sıɥʇ ǝʞıl ƃuıʇıɹʍ ǝʌol ı ɟɹnɯs@
kamikaze_bad_ass
12-04-2009, 11:01 PM
spell backwards decode it bytch
NoogyMan
12-05-2009, 12:44 AM
You guys fail so much and are so random....... bahahahahaha!
<JohnnyBoy>
12-05-2009, 12:59 AM
nɥnɥnɥnɥɐnʇ[=˙˙˙ʎzɐɹɔ & ɯopuɐɹ ʎllɐǝɹ sʇǝƃ ʇɐɥʇ ¡ǝɯɐƃ uı ʎɐld ǝɯ ɥɔʇɐʍ ʇsnɾ ƃuoɹʍ ǝɹɐ noʎ uǝɥʇ ɯopuɐɹ sı sıɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ llɐʎ ɟı lol
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